Satire story: Am I A Celebrity? Get Me In There.....

He's a cad and a bounder, an upstairs downstairs charmer who once said of cyclists, "I was asked what annoys me most. I said cyclists, because they are all bastards", but since his recent appearances Am I A Celebrity? Get Me In There.....Satire about

Aries horoscope

All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......