Satire story: American Idol: If Kara Dioguardi Sits Any Closer To Simon Cowell She'll Be Sitting On His Lap!

HOLLYWOOD - The ten remaining girls performed on American Idol. And as Ryan Seacrest talked to the judges, it was fairly obvious that Kara DioGuardi cannot seem to keep from touching Simon Cowell's hands, arms, American Idol: If Kara Dioguardi Sits Any Closer To Simon Cowell She'll Be Sitting On His Lap!Satire about

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