Satire story: American Idol's Ellen Degeneres Sits On Simon Cowell's Lap And Nibbles On His Ear

HOLLYWOOD - Well after weeks of watching fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi cuddling, nuzzling, and caressing Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres appeared at the show's opening snuggled next to Cowell and kissing the self-proclaimed Royal American Idol's Ellen Degeneres Sits On Simon Cowell's Lap And Nibbles On His EarSatire about

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