Satire story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen Degeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul's

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has stated that he will not be grabbing Ellen DeGeneres' thighs underneath the judges table like he did last year when Paula Abdul was sitting next to him. Simon American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen Degeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul'sSatire about

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