Satire story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara Dioguardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen Degeneres And Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest. Cowell made the remarks to Randy American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara Dioguardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen Degeneres And Ryan SeacrestSatire about

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