Satire story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Tells Kara Dioguardi To Please Stop Constantly Rubbing Up Against His Body!

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has put his judge's foot down and said that enough is enough in regards to fellow judge Kara DioGuardi's incessant touching and rubbing of his body in front American Idol's Simon Cowell Tells Kara Dioguardi To Please Stop Constantly Rubbing Up Against His Body!Satire about

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