Satire story: American Obesity Linked To Chinese Population

As any A-Level geography student knows, as long as they are not a member of the Flat Earth Society, China is directly opposite on the globe to the United States of America. This has lead American Obesity Linked To Chinese PopulationSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....