Satire story: Amy Williams Takes Olympic Gold - No Text Yet From Ashley Cole

Pretty 27 year old Skeleton racer Amy Williams is our new Olympic 'Queen Of Speed'. Known affectionately as 'Curly-Wurly', Bath-based Amy has become the first Brit to win a Winter Olympic Gold Medal since ice-skater Amy Williams Takes Olympic Gold - No Text Yet From Ashley ColeSatire about

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