Satire story: Amy Winehouse Wins Right To Secretive Druggin' And Drinkin'

A British court attended by magistrates with wigs pulled down over their eyes like sheep in wolves clothing has agreed to ban reporters from observing the multiple felonies and desperate druggin' and drinkin' bouts of Amy Winehouse Wins Right To Secretive Druggin' And Drinkin'Satire about

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