Satire story: Andy Murray Collects Woodlice

Brilliant Andy Murray stormed into the second week of Wimbledon yesterday, then revealed how he's keeping himself so relaxed this year. "I've taken up collecting woodlice", he declared. Shortly after dispatching Andy Murray Collects WoodliceSatire about

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