Satire story: Angela Jolie Refused Entry Into Bosnia Because Her Film's Too "Horny"!

Angela Jolie's first attempt at film directing has received a "shot across the bows" from the Bosnian government. They refused to let her into the country and vehemently refused to let her film there. Also "glorious Angela Jolie Refused Entry Into Bosnia Because Her Film's Too "Horny"!Satire about

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