Satire story: Another Mystery Missile Fired Off Coast of Maine!

For the second time this week a missile has been fired from the ocean and this definitely wasn't a plane say locals of Seaport, Maine! "They can call these things airplanes as much as they like, Another Mystery Missile Fired Off Coast of Maine!Satire about

Libra horoscope

In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......