Satire story: Ant And Dec Voted Off Britain's Got Talent

In a sensational programme last night, presenters Ant and Dec were voted off Britain's got talent in favour of an incontinent granny and a group of dancers performing in gimp masks. The red hot favourites for Ant And Dec Voted Off Britain's Got TalentSatire about

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