Satire story: Ant Sole Survivor of Massacre By 8-year-olds
MANASSAS, VA. (Heewack News Network) -- Just one ant survived a vicious massacre allegedly perpetrated by two eight-year-olds at a playground in this former Civil War city. Ant Sole Survivor of Massacre By 8-year-oldsSatire aboutGemini horoscope
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