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Apple today were dishing out litigation left, right & centre. In what the company call 'the threat to their brand' Apple, who are famed for their savy computers & portable music players have decided any Apple Sue Over I-wordsSatire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......