Satire story: Area Man Considered 'Too Big To Fail' At Breaking Diet; Liposuction Bailout Expected

With his waistline at a hefty 60 inches and gaining, local man Lester Citis says that he is now literally too big to have hopes of his diet ever working for him, and will need Area Man Considered 'Too Big To Fail' At Breaking Diet; Liposuction Bailout ExpectedSatire about

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