Satire story: Area Man Killed By Snuggie, The Blanket With Sleeves

A local man was found dead in his bed Friday morning after his Snuggie -- the blanket with sleeves -- became wrapped around his neck and violently asphyxiated him. Area Man Killed By Snuggie, The Blanket With SleevesSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......