Satire story: Arsenal Computer Glitch - Paradis Is New Signing

A red faced Arsenal spokesperson was forced to admit that a computer glitch had resulted in the somewhat surprise signing of Vanessa Paradis as an Arsenal Player, on a 4 year deal. Paradis, a one Arsenal Computer Glitch - Paradis Is New SigningSatire about

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