Satire story: Arsenal Defender Senderos 'Gobsmacked' By Paternity Slur As Ex-putin Shag Alina Kabaeva Gives Birth To Baby Boy

Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special... Arsenal Defender Senderos 'Gobsmacked' By Paternity Slur As Ex-putin Shag Alina Kabaeva Gives Birth To Baby BoySatire about

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