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At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never Arsenal Ladies No Match For UnitedSatire about

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Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......