Satire story: 'Arsenal's Arsene An Arse'

Arsene Wenger, Arsenballs 61 year old manager, is saying little about the lorry which fell on his train after he had discussed terms with a couple of young Woking players. Suggestions that he is 'an arse' 'Arsenal's Arsene An Arse'Satire about

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It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......