Satire story: Ashley Cole Becomes Chelsea's Top Scorer

Ashley Cole has done it again! Always a threat around the box, Cole arrived late and he really doesn't miss from there. This brings his career tally to 100, placing him comfortably ahead of team Ashley Cole Becomes Chelsea's Top ScorerSatire about

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