Satire story: Ashley Cole Dates Spitting Image of Cheryl Cole
It has been a tough few weeks for top UK narcissist Ashley Cole, writes Kelly Seye, Egotism & Airhead Correspondent. The self-stimulating superstar, part-time fashion accessory and up-himself moron (who also plays football for Ashley Cole Dates Spitting Image of Cheryl ColeSatire aboutCapricorn horoscope
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