Satire story: Ashley Cole Reports Deforestation of Nude Jungle Girl Kayla Collins
Top totty magnet and Chelsea star, Ashley Cole, reports in today's edition of 'Hot Knickers' that Ant & Dec Jungle bunny, Kayla Collins, has been subjected to a massively global warming programme of total deforestation. "It's Ashley Cole Reports Deforestation of Nude Jungle Girl Kayla CollinsSatire aboutSagittarius horoscope
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