Satire story: "Ashley Young Decides To Sign Liverpool After Seeing Mu Crash" Reveals Houllier

Reports are trickling down the wires this morning that Aston Villa's brilliant play-maker, Ashley Young, a prime summer target for Sir Alex Ferguson, is set to shock pundits and sign for Liverpool. According to Aston "Ashley Young Decides To Sign Liverpool After Seeing Mu Crash" Reveals HoullierSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....