Satire story: Asset Allocation Advice For Karl Rove

LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Dummy me, Karl! Gold settled for the day on the big contract which is the one I go by. That said, on the mini-gold, it looks like there's strength. Asset Allocation Advice For Karl RoveSatire about

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There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......