Satire story: Astrologers Predict Roddick Will Never Win Wimbledon

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): UK Astrologers have joined internet spread-betting website Aitgottaprayer.com in predicting that US tennis player Andy Roddick is more likely to take up competitive crochet than ever win the Wimbledon Men's Tennis Astrologers Predict Roddick Will Never Win WimbledonSatire about

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