Satire story: Astrologers Wetting Themselves At Friday's Earth-shattering Portents
The Cosmos - (Karmic Mess): First there's a full moon. A few hours later the dynamic planet Uranus enters Aries the Ram. And then all hell breaks loose as Friday 28 May 2010 Astrologers Wetting Themselves At Friday's Earth-shattering PortentsSatire aboutAries horoscope
All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......
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