Satire story: Astrology Shocker For Queen's Flagging Ticker

Lonson - (Harakiri Mess): A fragile post-Budget mental state and Wednesday's ominous aspects between the Sun and Jupiter - planet of monarchy and immense oil/gas reserves - may see Queen Elizabeth finally consigned to landfill. Astrologers Astrology Shocker For Queen's Flagging TickerSatire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......

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