Satire story: Astrology Shocker For Queen's Flagging Ticker

Lonson - (Harakiri Mess): A fragile post-Budget mental state and Wednesday's ominous aspects between the Sun and Jupiter - planet of monarchy and immense oil/gas reserves - may see Queen Elizabeth finally consigned to landfill. Astrologers Astrology Shocker For Queen's Flagging TickerSatire about

Gemini horoscope

Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......