Satire story: Awesome Numerology of This Year's Winter Solstice

Milky Way - (Cosmic Bad Ass Mess): Sky-watchers everywhere have reported increasing fears that this year's Yule celebrations will be marked by some cataclysmic karmic pay-back after studying the numerology involved in the astrological make-up Awesome Numerology of This Year's Winter SolsticeSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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