Satire story: Babyshambles Tour With Vera Lynn

Having slammed the Arctic Monkeys for having zero street credibility, Pete Doherty's Babyshambles are now planning to hook up with Dame Vera Lynn on their new UK tour starting in December. "You think this is a Babyshambles Tour With Vera LynnSatire about

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