Satire story: Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English Channel

An American has just completed a crossing of the English Channel holding onto helium-filled balloons and popping them one by one upon reaching the French side to lower himself into a cushion of cabbages. The crazy Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English ChannelSatire about

Pisces horoscope

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