Satire story: Balotelli: "Make Me Captain And Let Tevez Rot In The Reserves"

Italian striker Mario Balotelli has boldly claimed he should be made Manchester City's new captain. With current captain Carlos Tevez looking for an escape route out of Eastlands the Bad Boy feels he's the man Balotelli: "Make Me Captain And Let Tevez Rot In The Reserves"Satire about

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