Satire story: Bbc Says "Soz" To Her Maj.

In a totally unprecedented move today, the BBC had to say sorry ('soz' is the dumbed-down version for younger BBC viewers) to the Queen for messing about with the documentary they were making about her Bbc Says "Soz" To Her Maj.Satire about

Sagittarius horoscope

You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......