Satire story: Bbspot Mailbag

Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy Bbspot MailbagSatire about

Aquarius horoscope

You must also smell as sweet as you look. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous....