Satire story: Beeb's Regurgitated 'Upstairs, Downstairs' Bollox Behind Winter Projectile Vomiting Pandemic

London - (In M'Lady's Chamber Mess): Waves of nausea sweeping the UK this week have been sourced to a BBC festive potboiler. NHS sources initially blamed it on Swine Flu - a highly infectious virus Beeb's Regurgitated 'Upstairs, Downstairs' Bollox Behind Winter Projectile Vomiting PandemicSatire about

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