Satire story: BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night. The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's SoulSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....