Satire story: Big Bird Arrested For D.u.i.

Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked at going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red Big Bird Arrested For D.u.i.Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....