Satire story: Bill Bennett's Left Clavicle Might Be Racist, orthopedists Say
Radio host Bill Bennett's left clavicle might be "about as racist as bones can get," according to orthopedists and race-relations experts. The announcement comes in the wake of pro-Bennett backers saying "he doesn't have a racist bone in Bill Bennett's Left Clavicle Might Be Racist, orthopedists SaySatire aboutScorpio horoscope
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