Satire story: Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton flew to daughter Chelsea's defense after recent reports new husband Marc Mezvinsky had flown the coop for a three month delayed "bachelor party" on the slopes of a Jackson Hole ski resort. Said the Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"Satire about

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