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This weekend I climbed the learning curve of C# programming, and got a good enough grip that I don't feel like I'm going to fall to my death. I also experienced the time warp Bill Gates Shoots Monsters With A ShotgunSatire about

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It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......