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Notorious, cave-dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over "Jedward" beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X-factor. "This is what happens when you give everybody the Bin Laden Furious Over X-factor Results, Admits To Being BoredSatire about

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