Satire story: Blair's Gatekeeper Arrested

London - (Rioters): 'Are you the Keymaster?' was all that Prime Mobster Tony Blair's PR chief Ruth Turner could manage to whisper over the intercom when a 5am ring on the doorbell brought Fraud Squad Blair's Gatekeeper ArrestedSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......