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Soon to be the most powerful republican in America and second in line for the presidency as the Speaker of the House, John Boehner, a man not afraid to show his emotions practically everywhere he Boehner Prefers No-brand Facial TissuesSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....