Satire story: Boehner Recalls Humble Origins In Onion Factory

WASHINGTON - Presumptive Speaker-of-the-House John Boehner (R-Ohio) recalls his difficult upbringing. "I was one of twelve children, and we were poor. I quit school to work in the onion processing plant. We Boehner Recalls Humble Origins In Onion FactorySatire about

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