Satire story: Bonds Denies Ever Being Indicted

Home run *king* Barry Bonds held a press conference from the hot tub of Ryan Klesko's hunting lodge in Colorado to state that he has never to his knowledge intentionally been charged with four counts Bonds Denies Ever Being IndictedSatire about

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You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......