Satire story: Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other Idiots

For millions of days 'sarcasm' has been seen as the lowest form of wit but an un-shocking new surveyette released today ranks potato-farming literamous Fergus McSpredder as the nation's least funny form. Fungus narrowly snatched Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other IdiotsSatire about

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Bask in the glory of your achievements today. A flurry of exclamation marks will come back to haunt you later this......