Satire story: Bp Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows To Shoot Whiney Protesters On Sight

BP has designated the surrounding Gulf shorelines near their spewing oil disaster as a ''live firing zone'' in a warning to protesters, members of the press and local residents. Mercenaries and low management unrolled razor Bp Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows To Shoot Whiney Protesters On SightSatire about

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