Satire story: Braless Woman In Red Miniskirt Knocks Down Pope Benedict Xvi

VATICAN CITY - A woman wearing a red miniskirt and no bra vaulted over a wooden barrier and tackled Pope Benedict XVI (#16 in your program guide) as he was walking down the aisle at Braless Woman In Red Miniskirt Knocks Down Pope Benedict XviSatire about

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