Satire story: 'Brave' Kate Middleton Only Chucking Up Twice A Day Now

London - Anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton is following in Princess Diana's footsteps with a carefully choreographed decline in her daily vomiting regimen ahead of the Big Day. Royal wedding watch pals say the need to binge/purge 'Brave' Kate Middleton Only Chucking Up Twice A Day NowSatire about

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